You Poor People Have No Rights Only Duties: A Letter
Dear Poor People: Some stupid wage slaves are under the impression that they have certain rights, nothing can be further from the truth. You have no rights, you only have duties and responsibilities. The duty of a wage slave is to work hard for his master, to die at war for his master, to bleed in the trenches for his master. The duty of a wage slave is to put all thoughts of authentic freedom aside, in order to wholeheartedly serve my corporations. The duty of a wage slave is to fall into debt so that this debt may be used to further entrap his weak psychology. You might think you’re free, you might think you have rights, but as my buddy Bloomberg put it so eloquently, ‘no right is guaranteed’. The billionaires have the guaranteed right to be bailed out with your tax money, but you have no guaranteed rights. The billionaires have the guaranteed right to have their investments protected, but you have no guaranteed rights whatsoever. At any time I can take you and your whole famil...